Thursday 27 March 2014

If IITs were Houses of Game of Thrones...


  • 1.  IIT BOMBAY    - House Tyrell

(Maximum number of open-gay students among all the IITs reminds me of Ser Loras http://articles.timesofindia.ind... , google it you 'll find more :P) ( it is the IIT where homosexual(so called unnatural) acts are permissible :P )

  • 2.  IIT GANDHINAGAR-House Redwyne

(Redwyne is a powerful house with strong ties to the Tyrells(IIT-Gandhinagar is mentored by IIT-B).Redwyne exports wines to different parts of Westros, Ironically Gujrat has a sumptuary law in force that proscribes the sale, purchase and consumption of the same!! Guys u people really are missing something!)

  • 3.  IIT INDORE     -House Florent

(House Florent holds fealty to House Tyrell (mentored by IIT-B))

  • 4.  IIT KGP          - House Targaryen

(Oldest IIT and on a rise(recently it was ranked no. 1 college in India in international rankings leaving behind IIT-B) the throne shall be ours!)



  • 5.  IIT BHUBANESWAR- House Darry

(The Darrys are Targaryen(IIT-KGP) loyalists, even after Robert's Rebellion.The "house with the red door" in which Dany lived as a child was Willem Darry's house in Braavos.)

  • 6.  IIT DELHI       - House Lannister

(enjoys much more attention than any other IIT even though its not the best IIT)



  • 7.  IIT ROPAR    -House Tully

("RO-PAR"(to weep) has become their condition, 
 1.Lord Hoster tully                                -dead  
2.Queen Minisa tully                             -dead  
3.daughter Catelyn                                -dead   
4.daughter Catelyn's husband Ned Stark -dead  
5.daughter Catelyn's son,daughter in law-dead  
6.daughter Lysa's     husband Jon  Arryn-dead  
7.Most of the warriors                           -dead  
8.Son Edumure Tully                            -rotting in Freys' dungeon.)

  • 8.  IIT KANPUR   - House Baratheon

(The IIT with maximum percentage of excellent scholars and the rightful owner of the throne if we just respect the present and forget the history)


  • 9.  IIT JODHPUR - House Tarth

(House Tarth  holds fealty to House Baratheon(IIT-KANPUR). The family controls the island of Tarth, which lies in the Narrow Sea just off the coast of the Stormlands ( RAJASTHAN--the land of Desert-storms ) ) 

  • 10.  IIT ROORKEE   - House Arryn

( The offenders were thrown over the mountains, do you remember?? IIT ROORKEE is located in mountains and throws away people with bad grades! :P (just a metaphor) also this IIT wants less involvement/interaction when it comes to say.... anything )

  • 11.  IIT MANDI        - House Baelish

(House Baelish is a minor and small vassal house(new IIT) that holds fealty toHouse Arryn (IIT-ROORKEE) .The current lord of the house, Lord Petyr Baelishis called "Littlefinger" who would someday marry a lady called lady-finger (BHINDI) who shall be the queen of MANDI.)

  • 12.  IIT GUWAHATI- House Greyjoy

("While still the ruling family of the Iron Islands, the Greyjoys have always had larger designs." which apparently means that it is the only IIT in the "seven sisters" and the only IIT to introduce B.DESIGN :P )

  • 13.  IIT PATNA      - House Sparr

(House Sparr is a vassal house that holds fealty to House Greyjoy. (mentored by IIT-GUWAHATI))

 
  • 14.  IIT VARANASI - The Night's watch

(old and important but not respected by others, even newer IITs used to consider themselves far more reputed than BHU until 2012 when it was finally officially declared as "IIT".)

  • 15. IIT MADRAS    - House Stark

(Strong and important but could never attain the throne, may be some day!!)




  • 16.  IIT HYDERABAD-House Frey

(Newer IIT but the fastest rising among all newer IITs.They were the banner-men of Stark(assisted by IIT-MADRAS) but they have become their competitors in that region thus weakening them somehow)

  • 17.  ISM DHANBAD  -The Brotherhood without Banners

(As the name suggests, the inhabitants are all brothers since no girls are allowed in mining courses hence they don't have many sisters( only few sisters in newer departments).And they don't have the "IIT" tag, still they are glad because they have alumni network as strong as we do but their alums are mostly "underground"(have to be)).

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